Monday, June 18, 2007

It was Great, We Saw an Ocean, and there was Definitely a lot of Road

So apparently there's this road in rural Victoria. Its, like, great or something. I don't know. There might be an ocean involved? And apparently its sort of pretty?

After months and months of hearing about how awesome the Great Ocean Road is, how beautiful and scenic, how it renews your faith in a higher power and is made of sparkles and cupcakes and happiness, Theresa and I finally managed to see it. Along for the ride (driving, actually) was Ari, who had done the road in February but wanted to show it to her visiting boyfriend Cam. And having seen the road I can assure you that not only is it Great, it is also all that everyone said it would be (minus, perhaps, the cupcakes. I did eat a mad good scone though.)

And here is a snapshot of our cast of characters for this adventure:


I'm going to try to do this in order, but it will be difficult for two reasons: a) its been forever since this happened and now my brain is full of a mixture of Thailand and my American Politics exam and b) we actually drove the road in the reverse direction that most people take it, starting at the end and finishing up closer to Melbourne. Anyway, here goes.

We woke up early on Sunday morning to get the rental car (named Belle, for the famous Bells Beach - site of the Rip Curl Pro surfing championship and our home for our second night on the road), and after a few misdirections and stressful street crossings (Melbourne has the most ridiculous turning lanes) we were on our way. After lunch in a podunk town (there are a lot of those in rural Victoria) we made it to our first stop, the gorgeous Loch Ard Gorge at about 3 pm. Here it is:


It has been threatening to rain on and off all day until finally there was a short deluge. We managed to stay dry in the car, and when it all cleared I saw this. See if you can spot the rainbow:


After the gorge we made our way to the hostel. The Great Ocean Road is known for many things but perhaps the most famous part are the rock formations that make up the Twelve Apostles. You're supposed to see the Apostles at sunset so we napped until 5:30 and then drove the five minutes to the national park look-out point. It was breathtaking. My camera ran out of batteries (of course), but Cam was nice enough to share his photos with me, so the next one is his.


The Apostles are formed over centuries as the waves crashes into the beach, wearing away at the soft limestone of the cliffs. Little by little pieces of the cliffs chip away until there are whole columns of rock separated from the mainland. There are actually only eight Twelve Apostles, at least for now. The composition of them is always changing, however - one is set to tumble entirely soon, but a section of one of the look-out points is getting separated as well.

Watching the sun set over the Apostles was amazingly beautiful, but we came out for another reason as well - when the sun has well and truly disappeared and there are only a few tendrils of light illuminating the beach, gaggles of tiny Fairy Penguins emerge from the surf. It was freezing when we were there and we'd been waiting for thirty minutes with no penguins in sight. We were all ready to give up when suddenly Ari yelled that she saw something. Peering down into the gloom, I was able to make out a few small bodies scuttling up the sand. Suddenly they were all popping up from the shore and scrambling up the beach to the rocks. About half-way up they all reversed and ran back to the water only to reverse again and start the journey all over again. It was too dark to snag any pictures so you'll just have to trust me when I say that it was wonderful.

After a night at the hostel we drove east towards Bells Beach, were we spending the next night. Along the way we stopped at a forest populated by hundreds of koalas. They were hiding in the tops of the Eucalyptus so we drove by slowly, trying to spot them. Here is one that I saw (and hey, my camera started working again! Crazy!):


Isaac, I know I promised you a koala but I couldn't figure how to get this one out of the tree without a tranquilizer dart, and I didn't have any of those on me. I'm sorry I failed you.

We also hiked (well, walked, but it was down some stairs and at a slant, so I'm counting it) down to a waterfall. It was rainier than it had been the previous day, and all the moisture in the air lent a very rainforest-y feel to the entire experience. It felt almost primeval, or like the cartoon dinosaurs from The Land Before Time might step out at any moment.


We got back on the road and headed towards our hostel. Bells Beach is actually a little beyond the start (and for us, the end) of the Great Ocean Road, so we stopped for a picture of this iconic sign before making it to our hostel for the night.


The next morning we woke up real early in order to get the car back on time. As Belle rolled out of Bells Beach I wondered at the insanity of the other people awake at that hour and snapped some pictures of the sky as it slowly lit up.


An altogether fitting end to an utterly stunning visual experience.

P.S. For those watching at home, if you'd like to take a stab at recreating a Shoshi Roadtrip, just follow these easy steps:
  1. find a stretch of extraordinarily scenic highway, preferably on a coast
  2. search out the grubbiest, cheapest hostels
  3. eat the greasiest roadside fries
  4. come armed with an ipod loaded with hip-hop, classic rock, hair metal and a bit of country, and an adapter to plug it into the car stereo with
extra points if you manage to bring along three packs of Tim Tams and some pringles for car snacks. Oreos can substitute for the Tim Tams in a pinch.

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Drive by Post

I love travelling. I do. And Thailand has been absolutely amazing. But I'm coming to the end of my trip here and I'm looking forward to going home to Melbourne, and then really home to home.

Why am I so ready to come back? Because, to be honest, I'm a little overwhelmed. My feelings of whelmedness stems both from the frenetic nature of Bangkok and also the fact that MY BEST AT THE GUESTHOUSE WAS COVERED IN BUGS OMG AND WHEN I SWITCHED ROOMS AFTER POINTING OUT THE BUGS THEY PUT ME IN ONE WITH NO A/C. So I'm going to spend the rest of the night trying to sleep in the very loud but also wonderfully cold common room.

The thing is, I've been fine with all the crouch-toilets and bad water and pollution and fans instead of A/C and all those other things that come from travelling on a budget in a non-Western country, but after a week I'm ready for my clean bed and A/C, especially because I paid extra baht for it.

Moral of the story: as much as I love travelling, I would not make a good long-term backpacker.

Sunday, June 10, 2007

Meanwhile, Back in the Northern Hemisphere...

I have for you an equation: THAILAND = HOT. I am having difficulty typing because the skin on my fingertips has melted into the keyboard.

Also, I am very sunburned.

Its a gorgeous country, though, and I'll have more to say when I'm lucid.

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Harbo(u)r City Adventures

Wow, so this seems like forever ago, but on the weekend of May 18 I went to Sydney with Lauren V and Litsa.

I should take this moment to identify all the players in this game: Lauren V is not my roommate Lauren, but she essentially is because her room is literally in the dungeon of our building and has no natural light, leading her to spend most of her time with roommate Lauren, Theresa and me in our apartment. Litsa, meanwhile, is awesomely Greek American, and her whole name is Evagalia Something Greek Georgakilas. We bond over ethnicity, unexpected nicknames, and halva.

So, Sydney: Lauren and I stayed with Amanda, a friend of Lauren's from high school who is studying at McQuarie University in Sydney, and Litsa stayed with a friend from home who is also abroad there. Our flight was absurdly early so that when we made it to Sydney we had a bunch of time to explore but very little energy to do it. A week and a half later its all sort of a blur, so I can't really tell you what I did when, but here are some of the highlights of my weekend:

We always ended up at the harbor at dusk, without fail. I tried to get there during the day to take good pictures, but even then it was overcast and cloudy so it just ended up looking like dusk anyway. Don't worry, though: Sydney is beautiful in any light, as hopefully this photo of the bridge proves.


Okay, so here is the deal: I love the Opera House. It is freaking awesome in all its strange, turtle-y fluidity. I love that it's white, I love that it looks like it could just stand up on one hundred little legs and scuttle off like a crab into the water, and I love its unrepentent modernity. What I don't love is its inability to fit into a regular camera lens unless said camera is eight trillion feet away. The buiding is just too freaking big. This was the closest I could get and still capture the whole building:


One night after dinner we wandered around town, waiting to meet some of Litsa's friends. We had agreed to find them at City Hall, which seemed like a good idea at the time. When we got there, however, it quickly became apparent that there was no way we could locate anyone in the crowd gathered around the building. Why? Because there were scores of people standing stupidly watching a woman throw burning sticks into the air. City Hall was festooned with chinese lanterns and red cloth, and the fire-lady was dressed in an abbreviated ceremonial dress. Here she is:


The crowd grew larger once the dragon-dancers came, wearing their enormous dragon costumes and playing head-achingly-loud cymbals. The colors and lights were fantastic, though. This was all clearly the lead-up for some sort of event happening at the hall, and our wait was rewarded when people in tuxes and gowns started arriving. The highlight of the evening, however, was when a veritable cadre of red motercycles sped up onto the sidewalk and faced off against the dragon-dancers while the passengers sitting side-saddle on the hogs got off, dusted off their evening wear, and swept into the hall. It was quite possibly the most perposterous moment I've ever witnessed, but unfortunately none of my pictures came out well. Sidenote: the event was not a fundraiser for a Chinese charitable foundation, as I had been guessing, but rather something called "Spark of Genius," which is a fundraiser for a schizophrenia foundation. I'm not sure where the Chinese theme comes in - maybe the dragons fighting the motorcycles while fire-bombs go off around them are all meant to symoblize what its like inside the brain of someone suffering from schizophrenia?

You can't do Sydney without a visit to a beach, so on Sunday we took the ferry out to Manly Beach. We chose Manly over Bondi because a) Bondi was going to be insanely crowded and b) we see Bondi Beach every week when we watch Bondi Rescue, a reality tv show version of Baywatch. In one episide a lifeguard saved a Polish surfer who got all huffy, insisting that he was a trained lifeguard in Poland who was an expert in judging ocean tides - it made for amazing viewing. But anyway, Manly. The ferry ride there was great - we were able to see the whole harbor from the boat. We also got mixed up in a boat race, as seen here from afar:


At some points we were a lot closer to the boats, so much so that we started cheering for one when they turned and waved at us. Some of the boats were sponsored by companies, and the funniest sight of the day was watching as the Yellowtail Wine boat practically capsized because they were tilted too low and their sail caught water. All of us on the deck of the ferry were yelling for them to tighten their sail up and get back in the race but they were just milling around or laying out on the stern, totally unconcerned that their boat was about to flip. I think its because their sponsors paid them in product rather than actual money, so they were three sheets to the wind by that leg of the race.

Manly is a beautiful beach with a lovely waterfront town attached, which we walked through. My favorite part of the town center is the fabulous sandwhich shop where I built what I think is the most amazing sandwhich ever: roasted eggplant, sundried tomatoes, cheese, lettuce, pickles and onions on a baguette with balsamic vinagrette dressing. So simple, but something about that place made it fabulous. I tried to recreate the experience back in my apartment but it just wasn't the same. So if you are ever in Manly Beach, go to the Manly Deli and get that. You'll thank me.

We sat around on the sand, eating our sandwhichs and making all the usual small-talk that happens at the beach ("oh, what lovely water, the sand is so nice, I think I'm burning to a crisp, yay skin cancer, what is that girl wearing, who does she think she is, oh my goodness sir, please put your swim trunks back on!") when a little boy ran up and kicked his soccer ball towards us. Now, Lauren V. and Amanda are friends from high school, where they were on the soccer team together. They both get up and start playing with the boy, who was five years old, British, and suprisingly adept at soccer. Here they are:


Our trip also included countless outings to the Paddington Market and the Market on the Rocks. The Rocks, in fact, was were we spent a lot of our time - a charming, if touristy neighborhood of Sydney filled with old buildings and nice bakeries, it abutted the harbor bridge and was a lovely area to wander through in the evening. While hovering around the harbor one afternoon we saw seven wedding parties in full celebratory regalia, so clearly its a popular destination. A couple of times I accidently wandered into a married-couple photo shoot under the bridge or bracketed against the harbor, and then I felt like a huge jerk.

We usually ended our days watching the sun set over the harbor, so I'll finish this post with a picture of Litsa and me outside the Opera House. We were waiting for the Opera House tour to start, and I can assure you that if you are ever in Sydney and have neither the time nor the budget to catch a show there you should definitely go on the tour. It is an amazing, weird, slightly ugly yet fascinating building and it will make the inner theater dork in you jump up and down like a little girl.

Litsa is covering her face with an article she had to read for class, but thats her trademarked hair-bump over the paper (Litsa is interrupting me to inform you that the technical name for her hair-bump is a bouf, and she doesn't appreciate my lack of respect for the title):


So that was Sydney, minus the huge amounts of food I consumed and the ridiculous sums of money I spent on sightseeing, snacks, and drinks. Next up: Great Ocean Road!

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Where is My Mind?

I ask because it definitely isn't in my head, which is currently hitting itself against a cubby desk in the State Library. I am well and truly sick of writing papers.

I will say this, however: being an American Studies major rocks, if only because I get to reference the constitution all the time. And I love the constitution. Its freaking amazing. "We the People, in order to form a more perfect union..." I mean, who doesn't love that? Mean constitution-haters, that's who. The bill of rights? The first amendment?!! This stuff is genius, people. THE ESTABLISHMENT CLAUSE. "Congress shall make no laws respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof."

In the last day of my Australia and America class, Lauren V. and I finally broke down and asked the Australians how they could survive without a bill of rights. They looked at us like we were crazy, which only baffled us more. At one point I might have even yelled, "the third amendment! How can you live without the third amendment?! Now you can't trust your government not to force you to let soldiers live in your house!" And Lauren got all worked up about how Australians didn't have the right to remain silent, or to privacy. They responded with something about implied rights, but I was so keyed up about the constitution that I didn't actually pay attention. But seriously, no bill of rights? That's like outright admitting that you trust your government. And really, who does that? I need that piece of paper that promises me protection from unlawful search and seizure, and a tiny part of me will always be distrustful of any country that can't provide it for me. (it should be noted that Lauren V. is equally in love with America and we have been freaking out about Australia's lack of important legal documents for a couple months now, so I'm not sure how rational we are anymore.)

Sidebar: Bill O'Reilly was on Oprah today and I almost cried. Oprah, what are you doing letting that man on your show? He is sullying it! Now I don't know if I can support her candidacy for god anymore.

Dulce et Decorum Est

Wednesday, April 25 was Anzac Day, which means two things: classes were canceled and the country was overridden by men in uniforms. Oh, and a third thing: lots and lots of bagpipes.

Anzac Day was born at the end of World War I, Australia's first big military undertaking since Federation in 1901. Australia was still a member of the British Commonwealth, so WWI saw Australians fighting under the British flag. The day was originally made into a public holiday to commemorate the battle at Gallipoli, where the Australian and New Zealand imperial forces were absolutely decimated by the Turks. "Anzac" stands for "Australia New Zealand Army Corps" and is also what the soldiers were called. Since the vetrans of World War II returned from all over the South Pacific, however, Anzac Day has come to be understood as a day to remember the soldiers who fought in all the wars Australia participated in.

Commemorating defeat with a national holiday is a peculiarly Australian thing to do. The arguement is that its not about the fact that they lost, but rather that they tried. The world, or at least the British Empire, thought of Australia as a backwater colony. The war was an opportunity to prove their worth as a young nation, and despite their utter failure at Gallipoli, there was a feeling that they had. They tried their damnedest, and thats all that mattered for them. What came out Gallipoli and was enshrined in the first Anzac Day was the image of the Australian soldier as brave, unflinching, blunt, and ready for anything. The diggers (slang for soldier) were the Everymen of Australia, capable and fearless, and the ritual of Anzac Day is about labeling those characteristics as distinctly Australian in nature. What is strange about the Anzac legend is that the ideal Anzac (and thus Australian) was put forward as honest, hard-working, hard-drinking, and cynical. In many of the stories written in the Anzac Book, a war-time souvenir that became the basis for the legend, the hero is opposed to the war and only goes because of his loyalty to his friends. There is a strong sense of anti-authority that runs through the Anzac legend, which highlights the irony of the way the state idolizes the Anzac soldier.

But anyway: Anzac Day. The holiday, which has been celebrated every year since Gallipoli, begins with a dawn service. The services usually take place at the various communities' war memorials. Interesting side note: Australia has more war memorials per capita than any other country. Back on track: thirty years ago, with the World War I vets dying and the World War II vets getting increasingly older, attendance at dawn services were down and pundits and lawmakers were spelling the end of Anzac Day. The last fifteen years has seen a dramatic rise in attendance, however, as young Australians find reasons to connect with the holiday. No one is quite sure why, but my friends and I theorized as we watched the pre-Anzac coverage on tv the week leading up to it. Modern nations define themselves through very specific events, often ones that are tumultuous and difficult. Look at America: we only became "Americans" once we made the violent split from Britain in 1776. More subtle but perhaps even more defining, people didn't begin referring to America colloquially as a "nation" until the Civil War. Before we were commonly called a "union," implying a loose confederacy of states voluntarily joining together. The turning point was the Civil War. In his first inauguration speech Lincoln used the word "union" twenty times and never once said "nation." The Gettysburg address, which is only 268 words long, includes "nation" five times and avoids "union" all together. The Revolutionary War made us a country, but the Civil War made us a nation.

All of this is to say that Australia didn't have a defining moment. The British had learned from the American debacle and gradually granted Australia increased autonomy until they were permitted to declare federation in 1901. They had a history of almost engaging in conflict—the 1850s saw a narrowly-averted rebellion centered around the gold rush, the 1880s had a disaffected and mistreated working class coming close to class warfare, and so on and so forth. Australia's history is one of carefully avoided violent encounters, which makes World War I and Gallipoli such a watershed moment. For people searching for a way to define their nationhood, especially in a climate of multicultralism when it seems that anyone can be Australian, this moment of extreme bravery is an opportunity to vocalize "true" Australian qualities. This is just my cynical interpretation, however. One very smart friend pointed out that it MIGHT just be that young Australians happen to be interested in memorializing those who died for their country. I mean, just possibly.

Okay, lecture over, back to the Anzac Day account. The dawn service in Melbourne is held at the Shrine of Rememberence, Australia's largest war memorial and a behemoth of a building. I'm not sure how to describe its architecture style. It has some obvious Roman influences but it doesn't have the smooth elegance of America's neo-classical buildings and monuments. Instead it comes off as this enormous, jutting chunk of rock that dominates the Botanical Gardens, where it stands. Its a very powerful, very masterful building. My class on museum philosophy was cancelled and we were told instead to attend a service, so I pulled myself out of bed at 4:30 in order to catch a tram at 5:00 to make it down to the gardens by 5:30, which is when people were told to show up. It didn't start until 5:45, when the sun began to rise, but so many people were coming that you had to arrive at least fifteen minutes early to get a spot. Here I am right before I left my apartment, appalled that it is even possible to be awake at this hour:


The Botanical Gardens are on St. Kilda Road, past the river. To get there, I would in theory catch a tram on Swanston Street, where I live, and take it straight down until Swanston turned into St. Kilda Road. Unfortunuately, the tram website lied (damn MetLink) and no trams were running that early in the morning, so I found myself walking down Swanston at 5:00 AM, hurrying in the hopes of making it to the Shrine before the service started. Walking down the Australian equivalent of Broadway or Market Street in the pitch dark was quite an experience. There were three easily identifiable categories of people out at that hour: wasted hipsters only now leaving the bars and making their way back to their beds, homeless people, and worried-looking suburban couples who had come in on the trains and were braving their way through the inner city to make it to the service.

As we got closer to the Shrine, the experience grew more surreal. People started emerging from the side streets until there was a crowd of us walking in the dark. People who talked did so quietly, not wanting to disturb the sense of solemnity and calm. It was still pitch dark, mind you, so I'd occasionally hear a swear word or an exclamation as someone tripped on the pavement or barely avoided walking into a tree.

I followed the crowds up the hill to the Shrine and pushed my way closer to the actual building. Because it was dark, I didn't really have a sense of the layout, but I was close enough to hear the speakers and see the entrance to the Shrine.

At 5;45 the service started, and to be honest I don't remember most of it. There were the usual inspirational speeches about the courage it takes to die for your country and waste of young lives lost to war. I can never decide how I feel about these sort of events. On the one hand, everything they are saying about loss and mourning are true. It is horrible that young men and women go out and die before their time. It is tragic that families emerge from war ravaged and forever incomplete. And there are times, I believe, when war is unavoidable and necessary. When not fighting is worse than fighting. But it makes me angry to witness these large, grand events organized around the loss of life, because while 30,000 people might gather at the Shrine to mourn the loss of life, they also end up glorifying it. I hate how manipulated these events make me feel, with their carefully orchestrated torches and bugle playing, and the perfectly timed gunshots. The people who speak at events like this have to practice their speeches, over and over again, and the thought of someone repeating a line about young men crying out to God in the trenches in an attempt to get the emphasis just right, to recall the exact right emotion from the audience, makes me a little sick.

Because I was torn about the rhetoric employed at the service, I ended up tuning out what they were saying and focusing more on peoples' reactions. They were silent, still, for the whole thirty minute service. When the program started it was still impossible to see anything around you, so it was a bizarre feeling to suddenly become aware of your surroundings as the sun rose. I watched people blink and make eye contact for the first time, realizing suddenly that they had been standing a foot away from a total stranger for the last thirty minutes.
Here is the shrine right before the gunfire salute, as the light was just beginning to touch the building and people were emerging from their own private headspaces:


And here is a blurry shot of the Shrine at the end of the service, as we all watched the Lord Mayor and Premier of Victoria climb the stairs and lay wreaths at the center of the Shrine:

Now do you see what I mean about a weirdly intimidating pagan temple?

The actual service is extraodinarily short and is followed by something called "the gunfire breakfast." The armed services association, called the Royal Serviceman's League (RSL) sponsors a big breakfast cookout. We all queued up in front of army tents outfited with stoves and burner while servicemen and women served eggs, toast, and bacon. By the time I got to the breakfast the line was already a couple hundred people long, and so when I made it to the tea and coffee station, which is only half-way to the food station, I grabbed my mug of tea and four Anzac biscuits and hightailed it out of there.

Sidebar on Anzac biscuits: supposedly the food of choice for embattled Australian trench soldiers, Anzac biscuits are possibly the second-best thing to come out Australia since forever (the first best thing being the Tim Tam. And yes, all my Australian-loves are food-related, is that a problem?) They are crunchy, oaty, buttery, brown-sugary goodness and I love that a) a national holiday REQUIRES that they be consumed, and b) they were essentially being shoved down my throat by soldiers at 7 AM, and this is somehow not considered utterly bizarre by the people of this fair nation. I now return you to your regular broadcast.

Because I am inexplicably obsessed with this building, here is another shot of the shrine as I waited for a tram on the road outside of the Botanical Gardens. If the building is boring you, please note the large numbers of people streaming out of the park. It is 7 AM and they all woke up three hours ago to make it for a thirty minute state service. Thats some crazy dedication, folks. Also, they probably didn't stuff their pockets full of Anzac biscuits like a certain American co-ed, so they really are suffering.


As I walked up St. Kilda Road towards the river (after waiting in vain for a tram to come) I saw this young man and his father.



He's interesting not just because, hey, look at that, dude wearing an Australian flag, but because apparently, Australians don't do this. In one of my less riveting classes, Australia Now, we talked earlier in the semester about how Australia isn't a very patriotic country, at least not in the way Americans are used to thinking of the term. The populist, ground-swell shows of support that are so prevalent in America - flags on porches, bumper stickers, gaudy t-shirts and baseball caps - aren't part of the Australian landscape of representations of nationhood. Or, at least, they weren't. Recently, however, there have been more and more cases of Australians, usually young people, making blatantly patriotic fashion statements such as this. Its so suprising and new that pundits and politicians have made a big deal out it, writing articles and giving speeches about this nascent form of Australian national pride. The discussions about this all revolve around a single issue, though: is this an organic movement concerned with inspiring a love for Australia through its symbols of nationhood, or is it further proof of the "Americanization" of Australia, that even their expressions of patriotism have to be borrowed from the US? I don't know what the answer is, but what I find most interesting about this whole "wearing your patriotism" debate is that the people who are wearing the Australian flags are usually tattooed, peirced, hip young types. That sort of national pride would never come from edgy urban youth in America, which makes the situation here all the more complicated, and, I think, more organic.

I made my way over the river onto Swanston Street, stopping at the crosswalk in front of the Flinders Street Station (my favorite building in Melbourne!). As I waited for the light to change, I spotted this man and quickly snapped a photo of him:


I really don't know what to make of him, but I'll explain what I do know: the flag he's wearing is the Aboriginal flag, designed in 1971 as a rallying symbol for the wide and varied Aboriginal tribes to unite behind in their fight for civil rights. Here's where it gets complicated, though: one of the reasons people think Anzac Day has become so popular in recent years is because of the political and historical complications of the other huge national holiday, Australia Day. Australia Day commemorates the landing of the First Fleet, commanded by Captain Arthur Phillip, which put into port at Sydney Cove and set up the Colony of New South Wales on January, 26, 1778. Historically celebrated widely throughout the country, by the mid-20th century Aboriginal Australians and those sympathetic to their history began to criticize Australia Day for celebrating an event that, for the indigenous people, marked the beginning of the end of their way of life. Many people referred to Australia Day as Invasion Day or Survival Day and marked it as a day of mourning. The debate around the national holiday went on for such a long time that people began to look for another way to commemorate their nationhood. This disillusionment with Australia Day contributed to some degree to the popularity that Anzac Day is now experiencing. Australia Day is still a large holiday, but the Australians I've talked to don't see it as their defining historical moment.

But just as Australia Day is exclusive, so is Anzac Day. The people Anzac Day commemorates, the soldiers in the two World Wars and Vietnam, were by and large Anglo male Australians. It is inherently an exclusive holiday, celebrating the contributions of one group of people without making mention of the women and indigenous people who weren't allowed to fight for Australia or of the countless immigrants who come from the very countries Australia was at war with. The man wearing the Aboriginal flag was also carrying a bottle of whiskey, stumbling around talking to himself, and looked a little worse of wear, so I have no way of knowing his motivations for wearing the flag. Still, I think he is an important symbol, one that shows that the problems raised by Australia Day—the issues of who shapes national history and whose story is privileged over others'—don't disappear just because the primary national holiday has changed.

But back to the Anzac proceedings: As I trudged my way back up to my apartment, the bars around me began to fill with people. It was still only 7:30 in the morning but that didn't stop those returning from the dawn service. Anzac Day is about a lot of things: that quinessential Australian ideal of "mateship," queen and country, war; but its also about drinking a lot, for a large portion of the day. I had a feeling that many of the people I saw pouring into the pubs were planning on grabbing a pint, finding themselves a seat at the bar or a spot of wall to lean against, and not leaving until they were kicked out by managment at midnight. I however, had a different plan: my four Anzac biscuits, while delicious, were not enough to sustain me, so I set out to find raisin toast and a cup of tea.

After my breakfast at a cafe (which took me FOREVER to find, because apparently there is some cosmic law that demands that for every bar and pub open in Melbourne a comparative number of cafes must be closed) I returned to Swanston Street intending to fall into bed until noon, only to find myself caught up in the crowds watching the annual Anzac Day Parade. It started a block above my aparment, so I got to witness rows upon rows of soldiers preparing to march their way down to the Shrine:


My favorite group was the bagpipe battilion, because I covet their kilts and tassled knee-socks:


But my absolute favorite person was an older gentleman who stood near the end of the parade, dressed in full World War I regalia with his sword raised the entire time. He had a thick pointed mustache and a bear-like build, and when I saw him I said the first thing that into my head, which was, "wow, he looks JUST like Kaiser Willhem!" Which was, of course, exactly the WRONG thing to say at a parade commemorating the Allied involvement in World War I, but oh well. We have the fabulous Berkeley public education system to thank for that little slip. Unfortunately my camera ran out of batteries right before I saw him, but believe me when I tell you he was a sight.

At the parade I ran into my friend Sarah, who had just woken up. She was planning on following the parade down to the Shrine, but I bowed out - two trips to the war memorial before 9 AM was more than I could handle. So we each went on our merry way: her to the Shrine, me to my bed.

The rest of the day was fun as well: my friend Danny organized an Anzac Day scavenger hunt that had us running around the city, snagging pictures with men in uniform, stealing memorabilia, kissing people, harassing football fans, and taking more shots than I care to remember at bars that I simply can't remember. It was a blast, but we didn't use my camera so (thankfully) I have no footage of it. I will tell you that we didn't win, but thats because the boys cheated and swam the Yarra River, a feat worth so many points that there is no way we could catch up. However, if we'd managed to get pretend-arrested, we would have beaten them hands-down. We were suprisingly close to it, too—Lauren and I had almost sweet-talked a cop into booking one of us before his supervisor found out.

So that was my Anzac Day, more than a month late. I apologize for the length, and the college essay quality to the writing, but I wanted to get these ideas down as much for myself as for you. I'm fascinated by the ways in which nations express their identity and choose moments that they feel define them, and how those moments are re-interpreted by each successive generation as something different. Also, I'm hoping that next April 25, when I'm chilling out at Emory and Australia is just a series of fond memories, I'll read this and remember what a bizarre, strange, fun day I had. Maybe I'll even rustle up some Anzac biscuits.

Monday, May 21, 2007

Mea Culpa

I need to apologize for the lack of posts - I've been too distracted by exams and travel plans and life to concentrate on any sort of web log entries. I can do better, though - I promise!



I just got back from Sydney, so I should have something up about that soon, and I've also been working on a post about an Australian national holiday. It should have been up like a year ago, but its become the entry that won't stop growing. Seriously, its practically novel-length, and I have the sneaking suspicion that it won't be interesting to anyone but me. Still, stay tuned, folks.