Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Where is My Mind?

I ask because it definitely isn't in my head, which is currently hitting itself against a cubby desk in the State Library. I am well and truly sick of writing papers.

I will say this, however: being an American Studies major rocks, if only because I get to reference the constitution all the time. And I love the constitution. Its freaking amazing. "We the People, in order to form a more perfect union..." I mean, who doesn't love that? Mean constitution-haters, that's who. The bill of rights? The first amendment?!! This stuff is genius, people. THE ESTABLISHMENT CLAUSE. "Congress shall make no laws respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof."

In the last day of my Australia and America class, Lauren V. and I finally broke down and asked the Australians how they could survive without a bill of rights. They looked at us like we were crazy, which only baffled us more. At one point I might have even yelled, "the third amendment! How can you live without the third amendment?! Now you can't trust your government not to force you to let soldiers live in your house!" And Lauren got all worked up about how Australians didn't have the right to remain silent, or to privacy. They responded with something about implied rights, but I was so keyed up about the constitution that I didn't actually pay attention. But seriously, no bill of rights? That's like outright admitting that you trust your government. And really, who does that? I need that piece of paper that promises me protection from unlawful search and seizure, and a tiny part of me will always be distrustful of any country that can't provide it for me. (it should be noted that Lauren V. is equally in love with America and we have been freaking out about Australia's lack of important legal documents for a couple months now, so I'm not sure how rational we are anymore.)

Sidebar: Bill O'Reilly was on Oprah today and I almost cried. Oprah, what are you doing letting that man on your show? He is sullying it! Now I don't know if I can support her candidacy for god anymore.

Dulce et Decorum Est

Wednesday, April 25 was Anzac Day, which means two things: classes were canceled and the country was overridden by men in uniforms. Oh, and a third thing: lots and lots of bagpipes.

Anzac Day was born at the end of World War I, Australia's first big military undertaking since Federation in 1901. Australia was still a member of the British Commonwealth, so WWI saw Australians fighting under the British flag. The day was originally made into a public holiday to commemorate the battle at Gallipoli, where the Australian and New Zealand imperial forces were absolutely decimated by the Turks. "Anzac" stands for "Australia New Zealand Army Corps" and is also what the soldiers were called. Since the vetrans of World War II returned from all over the South Pacific, however, Anzac Day has come to be understood as a day to remember the soldiers who fought in all the wars Australia participated in.

Commemorating defeat with a national holiday is a peculiarly Australian thing to do. The arguement is that its not about the fact that they lost, but rather that they tried. The world, or at least the British Empire, thought of Australia as a backwater colony. The war was an opportunity to prove their worth as a young nation, and despite their utter failure at Gallipoli, there was a feeling that they had. They tried their damnedest, and thats all that mattered for them. What came out Gallipoli and was enshrined in the first Anzac Day was the image of the Australian soldier as brave, unflinching, blunt, and ready for anything. The diggers (slang for soldier) were the Everymen of Australia, capable and fearless, and the ritual of Anzac Day is about labeling those characteristics as distinctly Australian in nature. What is strange about the Anzac legend is that the ideal Anzac (and thus Australian) was put forward as honest, hard-working, hard-drinking, and cynical. In many of the stories written in the Anzac Book, a war-time souvenir that became the basis for the legend, the hero is opposed to the war and only goes because of his loyalty to his friends. There is a strong sense of anti-authority that runs through the Anzac legend, which highlights the irony of the way the state idolizes the Anzac soldier.

But anyway: Anzac Day. The holiday, which has been celebrated every year since Gallipoli, begins with a dawn service. The services usually take place at the various communities' war memorials. Interesting side note: Australia has more war memorials per capita than any other country. Back on track: thirty years ago, with the World War I vets dying and the World War II vets getting increasingly older, attendance at dawn services were down and pundits and lawmakers were spelling the end of Anzac Day. The last fifteen years has seen a dramatic rise in attendance, however, as young Australians find reasons to connect with the holiday. No one is quite sure why, but my friends and I theorized as we watched the pre-Anzac coverage on tv the week leading up to it. Modern nations define themselves through very specific events, often ones that are tumultuous and difficult. Look at America: we only became "Americans" once we made the violent split from Britain in 1776. More subtle but perhaps even more defining, people didn't begin referring to America colloquially as a "nation" until the Civil War. Before we were commonly called a "union," implying a loose confederacy of states voluntarily joining together. The turning point was the Civil War. In his first inauguration speech Lincoln used the word "union" twenty times and never once said "nation." The Gettysburg address, which is only 268 words long, includes "nation" five times and avoids "union" all together. The Revolutionary War made us a country, but the Civil War made us a nation.

All of this is to say that Australia didn't have a defining moment. The British had learned from the American debacle and gradually granted Australia increased autonomy until they were permitted to declare federation in 1901. They had a history of almost engaging in conflict—the 1850s saw a narrowly-averted rebellion centered around the gold rush, the 1880s had a disaffected and mistreated working class coming close to class warfare, and so on and so forth. Australia's history is one of carefully avoided violent encounters, which makes World War I and Gallipoli such a watershed moment. For people searching for a way to define their nationhood, especially in a climate of multicultralism when it seems that anyone can be Australian, this moment of extreme bravery is an opportunity to vocalize "true" Australian qualities. This is just my cynical interpretation, however. One very smart friend pointed out that it MIGHT just be that young Australians happen to be interested in memorializing those who died for their country. I mean, just possibly.

Okay, lecture over, back to the Anzac Day account. The dawn service in Melbourne is held at the Shrine of Rememberence, Australia's largest war memorial and a behemoth of a building. I'm not sure how to describe its architecture style. It has some obvious Roman influences but it doesn't have the smooth elegance of America's neo-classical buildings and monuments. Instead it comes off as this enormous, jutting chunk of rock that dominates the Botanical Gardens, where it stands. Its a very powerful, very masterful building. My class on museum philosophy was cancelled and we were told instead to attend a service, so I pulled myself out of bed at 4:30 in order to catch a tram at 5:00 to make it down to the gardens by 5:30, which is when people were told to show up. It didn't start until 5:45, when the sun began to rise, but so many people were coming that you had to arrive at least fifteen minutes early to get a spot. Here I am right before I left my apartment, appalled that it is even possible to be awake at this hour:


The Botanical Gardens are on St. Kilda Road, past the river. To get there, I would in theory catch a tram on Swanston Street, where I live, and take it straight down until Swanston turned into St. Kilda Road. Unfortunuately, the tram website lied (damn MetLink) and no trams were running that early in the morning, so I found myself walking down Swanston at 5:00 AM, hurrying in the hopes of making it to the Shrine before the service started. Walking down the Australian equivalent of Broadway or Market Street in the pitch dark was quite an experience. There were three easily identifiable categories of people out at that hour: wasted hipsters only now leaving the bars and making their way back to their beds, homeless people, and worried-looking suburban couples who had come in on the trains and were braving their way through the inner city to make it to the service.

As we got closer to the Shrine, the experience grew more surreal. People started emerging from the side streets until there was a crowd of us walking in the dark. People who talked did so quietly, not wanting to disturb the sense of solemnity and calm. It was still pitch dark, mind you, so I'd occasionally hear a swear word or an exclamation as someone tripped on the pavement or barely avoided walking into a tree.

I followed the crowds up the hill to the Shrine and pushed my way closer to the actual building. Because it was dark, I didn't really have a sense of the layout, but I was close enough to hear the speakers and see the entrance to the Shrine.

At 5;45 the service started, and to be honest I don't remember most of it. There were the usual inspirational speeches about the courage it takes to die for your country and waste of young lives lost to war. I can never decide how I feel about these sort of events. On the one hand, everything they are saying about loss and mourning are true. It is horrible that young men and women go out and die before their time. It is tragic that families emerge from war ravaged and forever incomplete. And there are times, I believe, when war is unavoidable and necessary. When not fighting is worse than fighting. But it makes me angry to witness these large, grand events organized around the loss of life, because while 30,000 people might gather at the Shrine to mourn the loss of life, they also end up glorifying it. I hate how manipulated these events make me feel, with their carefully orchestrated torches and bugle playing, and the perfectly timed gunshots. The people who speak at events like this have to practice their speeches, over and over again, and the thought of someone repeating a line about young men crying out to God in the trenches in an attempt to get the emphasis just right, to recall the exact right emotion from the audience, makes me a little sick.

Because I was torn about the rhetoric employed at the service, I ended up tuning out what they were saying and focusing more on peoples' reactions. They were silent, still, for the whole thirty minute service. When the program started it was still impossible to see anything around you, so it was a bizarre feeling to suddenly become aware of your surroundings as the sun rose. I watched people blink and make eye contact for the first time, realizing suddenly that they had been standing a foot away from a total stranger for the last thirty minutes.
Here is the shrine right before the gunfire salute, as the light was just beginning to touch the building and people were emerging from their own private headspaces:


And here is a blurry shot of the Shrine at the end of the service, as we all watched the Lord Mayor and Premier of Victoria climb the stairs and lay wreaths at the center of the Shrine:

Now do you see what I mean about a weirdly intimidating pagan temple?

The actual service is extraodinarily short and is followed by something called "the gunfire breakfast." The armed services association, called the Royal Serviceman's League (RSL) sponsors a big breakfast cookout. We all queued up in front of army tents outfited with stoves and burner while servicemen and women served eggs, toast, and bacon. By the time I got to the breakfast the line was already a couple hundred people long, and so when I made it to the tea and coffee station, which is only half-way to the food station, I grabbed my mug of tea and four Anzac biscuits and hightailed it out of there.

Sidebar on Anzac biscuits: supposedly the food of choice for embattled Australian trench soldiers, Anzac biscuits are possibly the second-best thing to come out Australia since forever (the first best thing being the Tim Tam. And yes, all my Australian-loves are food-related, is that a problem?) They are crunchy, oaty, buttery, brown-sugary goodness and I love that a) a national holiday REQUIRES that they be consumed, and b) they were essentially being shoved down my throat by soldiers at 7 AM, and this is somehow not considered utterly bizarre by the people of this fair nation. I now return you to your regular broadcast.

Because I am inexplicably obsessed with this building, here is another shot of the shrine as I waited for a tram on the road outside of the Botanical Gardens. If the building is boring you, please note the large numbers of people streaming out of the park. It is 7 AM and they all woke up three hours ago to make it for a thirty minute state service. Thats some crazy dedication, folks. Also, they probably didn't stuff their pockets full of Anzac biscuits like a certain American co-ed, so they really are suffering.


As I walked up St. Kilda Road towards the river (after waiting in vain for a tram to come) I saw this young man and his father.



He's interesting not just because, hey, look at that, dude wearing an Australian flag, but because apparently, Australians don't do this. In one of my less riveting classes, Australia Now, we talked earlier in the semester about how Australia isn't a very patriotic country, at least not in the way Americans are used to thinking of the term. The populist, ground-swell shows of support that are so prevalent in America - flags on porches, bumper stickers, gaudy t-shirts and baseball caps - aren't part of the Australian landscape of representations of nationhood. Or, at least, they weren't. Recently, however, there have been more and more cases of Australians, usually young people, making blatantly patriotic fashion statements such as this. Its so suprising and new that pundits and politicians have made a big deal out it, writing articles and giving speeches about this nascent form of Australian national pride. The discussions about this all revolve around a single issue, though: is this an organic movement concerned with inspiring a love for Australia through its symbols of nationhood, or is it further proof of the "Americanization" of Australia, that even their expressions of patriotism have to be borrowed from the US? I don't know what the answer is, but what I find most interesting about this whole "wearing your patriotism" debate is that the people who are wearing the Australian flags are usually tattooed, peirced, hip young types. That sort of national pride would never come from edgy urban youth in America, which makes the situation here all the more complicated, and, I think, more organic.

I made my way over the river onto Swanston Street, stopping at the crosswalk in front of the Flinders Street Station (my favorite building in Melbourne!). As I waited for the light to change, I spotted this man and quickly snapped a photo of him:


I really don't know what to make of him, but I'll explain what I do know: the flag he's wearing is the Aboriginal flag, designed in 1971 as a rallying symbol for the wide and varied Aboriginal tribes to unite behind in their fight for civil rights. Here's where it gets complicated, though: one of the reasons people think Anzac Day has become so popular in recent years is because of the political and historical complications of the other huge national holiday, Australia Day. Australia Day commemorates the landing of the First Fleet, commanded by Captain Arthur Phillip, which put into port at Sydney Cove and set up the Colony of New South Wales on January, 26, 1778. Historically celebrated widely throughout the country, by the mid-20th century Aboriginal Australians and those sympathetic to their history began to criticize Australia Day for celebrating an event that, for the indigenous people, marked the beginning of the end of their way of life. Many people referred to Australia Day as Invasion Day or Survival Day and marked it as a day of mourning. The debate around the national holiday went on for such a long time that people began to look for another way to commemorate their nationhood. This disillusionment with Australia Day contributed to some degree to the popularity that Anzac Day is now experiencing. Australia Day is still a large holiday, but the Australians I've talked to don't see it as their defining historical moment.

But just as Australia Day is exclusive, so is Anzac Day. The people Anzac Day commemorates, the soldiers in the two World Wars and Vietnam, were by and large Anglo male Australians. It is inherently an exclusive holiday, celebrating the contributions of one group of people without making mention of the women and indigenous people who weren't allowed to fight for Australia or of the countless immigrants who come from the very countries Australia was at war with. The man wearing the Aboriginal flag was also carrying a bottle of whiskey, stumbling around talking to himself, and looked a little worse of wear, so I have no way of knowing his motivations for wearing the flag. Still, I think he is an important symbol, one that shows that the problems raised by Australia Day—the issues of who shapes national history and whose story is privileged over others'—don't disappear just because the primary national holiday has changed.

But back to the Anzac proceedings: As I trudged my way back up to my apartment, the bars around me began to fill with people. It was still only 7:30 in the morning but that didn't stop those returning from the dawn service. Anzac Day is about a lot of things: that quinessential Australian ideal of "mateship," queen and country, war; but its also about drinking a lot, for a large portion of the day. I had a feeling that many of the people I saw pouring into the pubs were planning on grabbing a pint, finding themselves a seat at the bar or a spot of wall to lean against, and not leaving until they were kicked out by managment at midnight. I however, had a different plan: my four Anzac biscuits, while delicious, were not enough to sustain me, so I set out to find raisin toast and a cup of tea.

After my breakfast at a cafe (which took me FOREVER to find, because apparently there is some cosmic law that demands that for every bar and pub open in Melbourne a comparative number of cafes must be closed) I returned to Swanston Street intending to fall into bed until noon, only to find myself caught up in the crowds watching the annual Anzac Day Parade. It started a block above my aparment, so I got to witness rows upon rows of soldiers preparing to march their way down to the Shrine:


My favorite group was the bagpipe battilion, because I covet their kilts and tassled knee-socks:


But my absolute favorite person was an older gentleman who stood near the end of the parade, dressed in full World War I regalia with his sword raised the entire time. He had a thick pointed mustache and a bear-like build, and when I saw him I said the first thing that into my head, which was, "wow, he looks JUST like Kaiser Willhem!" Which was, of course, exactly the WRONG thing to say at a parade commemorating the Allied involvement in World War I, but oh well. We have the fabulous Berkeley public education system to thank for that little slip. Unfortunately my camera ran out of batteries right before I saw him, but believe me when I tell you he was a sight.

At the parade I ran into my friend Sarah, who had just woken up. She was planning on following the parade down to the Shrine, but I bowed out - two trips to the war memorial before 9 AM was more than I could handle. So we each went on our merry way: her to the Shrine, me to my bed.

The rest of the day was fun as well: my friend Danny organized an Anzac Day scavenger hunt that had us running around the city, snagging pictures with men in uniform, stealing memorabilia, kissing people, harassing football fans, and taking more shots than I care to remember at bars that I simply can't remember. It was a blast, but we didn't use my camera so (thankfully) I have no footage of it. I will tell you that we didn't win, but thats because the boys cheated and swam the Yarra River, a feat worth so many points that there is no way we could catch up. However, if we'd managed to get pretend-arrested, we would have beaten them hands-down. We were suprisingly close to it, too—Lauren and I had almost sweet-talked a cop into booking one of us before his supervisor found out.

So that was my Anzac Day, more than a month late. I apologize for the length, and the college essay quality to the writing, but I wanted to get these ideas down as much for myself as for you. I'm fascinated by the ways in which nations express their identity and choose moments that they feel define them, and how those moments are re-interpreted by each successive generation as something different. Also, I'm hoping that next April 25, when I'm chilling out at Emory and Australia is just a series of fond memories, I'll read this and remember what a bizarre, strange, fun day I had. Maybe I'll even rustle up some Anzac biscuits.

Monday, May 21, 2007

Mea Culpa

I need to apologize for the lack of posts - I've been too distracted by exams and travel plans and life to concentrate on any sort of web log entries. I can do better, though - I promise!



I just got back from Sydney, so I should have something up about that soon, and I've also been working on a post about an Australian national holiday. It should have been up like a year ago, but its become the entry that won't stop growing. Seriously, its practically novel-length, and I have the sneaking suspicion that it won't be interesting to anyone but me. Still, stay tuned, folks.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

God's Own Earth

Monty Python has this great sketch called the Bruces. In it, a group of Australian philosophy professors are introduced to a visiting British colleague and confusion ensues as the Briton realizes that all the Australians are named Bruce. Moreover, they can't handle a complicated name like Michael, hate gay people, and drink more than they teach. Its not the prettiest Australian stereotype, but it is very amusing. At one point one of the Bruces yells at Michael: "I'd like to welcome the Pommy bastard to God's own earth and remind him that we don't take kindly to poofters!" All of this is to say that while the Bruces might think Australia is God's own earth, New Zealand begs to differ. And I have the documentary photographs to prove it.

I spent Easter break (can't call it spring break, as it assuredly isn't spring on this side of the world, but it isn't winter break either, and fall break has to many associations with long weekends at Emory, so the religious marking will have to do) in New Zealand, tooling around the South Island with friends Lauren (not my roommate Lauren, but an awesome Lauren, nonetheless), Ari (short for Arianne and pronounced "Air-ee") and Theresa in Kiwi, a rickety old car that we rented for a suspiciously small amount of money. Kiwi did her job, though, and took us all over the island. I don't want to bore you with the recital of what we did each and every day, because while sitting in the car for hours and watching mountains pass while listening to Kanye West was fun to do, it loses a little something in the retelling. I will try to keep this vaguely chronological, though. So get ready for the episode of my life that I call Shoshi Does New Zealand.

Our first real adventure was hiking on Fox Glacier. Fox is one of only three glaciers in the world in which is surrounded by a temperate rain forest. It was a bizarre experience to hike it—one moment we were sweating in a swealtering jungle, trying to get down to our last decent layers of clothing, and then suddenly we would emerge onto mountain of ice and scramble for sweatshirts.

Here I am before we started the hike—please take extra notice of my bangin' footwear. The company that ran our hike (you can't go onto the glacier without a guide) provided us with these awesome boots that looked like they belonged in some inspiring film about 1900's wilderness explorers. I felt very John Muir.



Here is the approach to Fox:



And here is a shot of the mountains behind the glacier, with lots of little people standing on the ice. This should convey to you the sheer size of the glacier. If it doesn't, take my word for it: it is big. I was very impressed. Cold, a little mucuous-y from my running nose (due to the aforementioned cold) and with my toes bleeding from the damn boots, but impressed.



Our hiking guide, Sam, was a very charming, very knowledgable guy who dorkily admitted that he was trying to memorize all the flora and fauna in the rainforest. He also carried an ice pick like a sword against his back and used to hack out steps for us on the glacier. Foolishly, Sam believed our clever disguise, took us for mature young adults who could be trusted to handle dangerous tools, and let Ari, Lauren, and me hold the pick. He soon regreted that decision, as I took the opportunity to go all Trotsky on Ari:



After Fox Glacier (ooh, which New Zealanders pronounce "glaes-ier" to my endless amusement, as well as "crev-ASS" for "crevass") Kiwi huffed and puffed her way to Queenstown. Lauren and Ari went skydiving, while Theresa and I kept our feet firmly planted topside. Later that same day, though, we all went canyon jumping, which is essentially bungy jumping in a harness from a higher height. We jumped from 109 meters, and it was quite possibly the most awesome thing ever. Here is a birds-eye shot of the canyon that doesn't do its height justice:



They have different types of swings you can do which correspond to different levels of scariness. I chose the pindrop, which basically means I had to stand at the edge with my hands behind my back, bend my knees, and jump off the platform sidways. It took me a while to get myself ready:



And here I am, mid-crouch, right before I do the stupidest thing in my life and fall off a cliff:



I dropped for about twenty seconds (probably the scariest twenty seconds of my life) before the cables kicked in and started swinging me over the canyon. The cables let you go pretty low, so for a moment I thought I might touch the river at the bottom. I swung back and forth for a few minutes, breathing really heavily and trying to remember how to move my fingers, thinking extraodinarly inane things like "I have to check my bank balance" in between gasps of "oh my god, oh my god, OH MY GOD." Eventually the cables changed again and suddenly I was being pulled back up to the platform. When I first stepped back onto the edge, my whole body started shaking. I know the guys asked me some questions but for the life of me I can't remember our conversation. Lauren, who took these pictures, said I looked like someone had just hit me over the head with a two-by-four, but personally I think I look like someone who just jumped off a cliff and fell for 109 FREAKING METERS. You be the judge:



We needed a day to come down from the skydiving/canyon swinging adreneline high, so the next day we took a leisurely ferry ride around Milford Sound, about four hours outside of Queenstown. Milford was astonishingly beautiful, and luckily the rain let up right around the time we got on the ferry. Here is one of the many gorgeous views we saw:



While in Queenstown the we took the opportunity to go white water rafting. Unfortunately, we chose a slot at 8:30 AM on the coldest day of our entire time in NZ. I'm not going to lie: there were some moments out there on the river that I was sure I would come back to Australia with my frozen toes amputated. Apparently my lips were a shade of blue previously unknown to man, but there aren't any pictures because I wasn't about to trust my camera to the mercy of the rocks and rushing water. For the geeks reading this, though, chew on this: the river we rafted on, the Kawarau, is also the Anduin. So that scene in the Fellowship, where they go on the river past those two huge statues—I rafted that! Only there weren't any statues and I was too busy concentrating on NOT FREEZING to pay much attention at the time. Still, I geeked out once I realized where I was. Also, a bridge that crosses the canyon is the original bunjy site, and as we went under it a girl jumped. It was cool to watch her plummet and then get caught up by the cord, but I'm not sure how much she enjoyed it—her shirt flew up, her face dropped into the water, and she got a bloody nose.

We left Queenstown and headed to Lake Tekapo, where we relaxed, came off our adrenaline highs, and generally frolicked. In fact, here we are, doing exactly that:



From Tekapo, we drove to Christchurch. We took the scenic route because a sweet old man stopped us in the middle of the road in a tiny town called Geraldine to suggest it to us. He saw us making a three-point turn in the middle of the street, hailed us down, and proceeded to give us directions, entirely unsought after. It was the strangest encounter, made all the more bizarre by the circumstances that had brought us to stop in Geraldine at all. We were originally going to breeze right past the one-horse town (a step-up from most New Zealand villages, which have to share one horse between three or four of them) when suddenly Kiwi blew a tire a couple kilometers out of town. She made it to the closest garage rolling on good luck and our fervent prayers. There was a sickening twenty minutes when it looked like our insurance wouldn't cover the repairs and we imagined the rest of our trip spent wandering the streets of Geraldine (all two of them). Once we got that straightened out, though, we spent a nice lunch at the local Subway before another group of travelling American co-eds came in and practically challenged us to a rumble. Apparently the town wasn't big enough for two American girl gangs, so we grabbed Kiwi and hightailed it out of there. That may seem like cowardice to you, but collegiate sweatshirts and Burberry headbands are a suprisingly intimidating combination. The one with the iron-straightened hair looked like she meant business, and I didn't want to see what the blond one could do with her Uggs.

ANYWAY, we took Nice Old Man's advice and took Highway 72. If you ever find yourself on the south island of New Zealand, you should also listen to Nice Old Man, because that was a some of the most beautiful highway I have ever seen. My favorite part was Rakaia Gorge—you don't really notice it at first, so you're just thinking, "oh, pretty landscape, pretty landscape, look at the sheep! Just like the other sheep! Pretty landscape, pretty landscape," and them bam, the gorge. Which, now that I think about it, is less "creeping" and more "bam, knocking into you," but whatever. Either way, it was stunning.



Christchurch was our last stop, and I'm not actually sure what to say about it. We were so hopped up from everything we'd done before—the hiking, the rafting, the jumping from high places—that we found it hard to get back into the groove of exploring a pretty city. I didn't take any good pictures of Christchurch (which is beautiful and definitely deserves more attention than it gets) because I was too busy trying to catch up on lost sleep or wandering around town, bitching about the crappy food (we made bad restaurant decisions) and damn birds (there are a lot of them). We did have AMAZING desserts and margaritas every night, though, so at least our days ended on a high note.

The highlight of Christchurch (beyond the desserts and the margaritas) and the part I enjoyed the best was the Antarctic Center. Christchurch is called the "gateway to Antarctica" and it is the city most used as a port of call for those stationed in Antarctica. The center is an interactive science exhibit, with informative videos, displays, and a room that recreates arctic conditions. They give you a parka and rubber shoes and let you go crazy on the ice. There is even an ice slide and a fake ice buggy, which I took full advantage off. Lauren was happy to ride piggyback:



The Antarctic Center also functions as a wildlife reserve for penguins who have been injured and are unable to live in the wild. They care for Little Blue penguins which are the smallest in the world. My favorite was Elvis, the bizarrely named blind female penguin. The caretakers feed all the penguins in the pool, but Elvis gets a special feeding on land because they can't trust her to catch her food in water. That didn't stop her from taking a dip after the feeding though, and watching her try to get back on the rocks was adorable. The observation room was filled with little girls going all Veruca Salt on their parents, squealing "Daddy, I want a penguin! Buy me THAT one! I WANT it!" I might have begged Lauren for one, to be honest.

Here is Elvis, cautiously approaching the pool. If someone of the Lipton-Resnikoff persuasion could find a way to get this to Grandma , I'd appreciate it: y'all know how that woman is about penguins.



And that, visually speaking at least, was that. I chose not to document the humiliatingly amusing night we spent sleeping in the airport before our plane started boarding, or the disgusting vending machine food I ate for dinner, midnight snack, or breakfast that day. I returned to Melbourne, exhausted but triumphant, ready to fall into bed and sleep for eight million years. And I did, which explains why I'm so late posting this.

Stay tuned for further Melbourne adventures, random pictures, and Sydney! (I just bought my ticket.)

P.S. If anyone is interested in meeting me in Thailand around the middle of June, email me.

Monday, April 16, 2007

Wouldn't it be Nice

Shooting at Virginia Tech

In "Vindictively American," an essay in her book Take the Cannoli, Sarah Vowell writes about her experience studying abroad in the Netherlands in 1992. When the Rodney King riots broke out, she was glued to the TV, unable to look away from the news reports, even after her European roommate declared herself disgusted by the show of American violence. Vowell explains that she was struck not just by sadness, but by an incredibly powerful desire to be there, to be experiencing that moment with the rest of America instead of in a pretty garret apartment in Europe, divided by an ocean and a lack of context. She listened to "Wouldn't it Be Nice" by the Beach Boys 29 times that day, crying and wishing she was home.

Getting ready for class this morning, I wandered into the living room to find my roommates watching a news report about the shootings at Virginia Tech. The Australian anchorwoman read her report, the screen flashed to scenes of ambulances rushing from the campus and distraught students milling around in confusion, and then the reporter switched to a story about food poisoning at a local retirement community. I understood that the news of a school shooting in Virginia didn't effect the lives of the average Melbournian. Maybe they thought it was tragic, or maybe some saw it as another sign of America's decline into senseless violence, and maybe some of them didn't even register the story as they ate their breakfast, but I was suddenly filled with resentment at their ability to move on from this news.

I don't go to Virginia Tech. I don't know anyone who goes to Virginia Tech. I might know people who know people who go there, but I won't find out until the college grapevines start getting busy as people get this news. I am an American, though, and I am a college student. On some level, I share a set of experiences and a view point with the 33 students who died and the thousands more who attend Virginia Tech, and the realization that I was half-way around the world when this happened is sort of breaking my heart. Like Vowell, I was hit by this desperate need to be home, to be interacting with this event through more than just the news and the internet. Even the email sent to all Emory students from President Wagner, extending condolences to the families of the victims and reminding us that college is no protection against the horrors of the world, made me miss America like a hole in my heart.

I haven't been paralyzed by this, or anything. I'm still going to classes (I'm writing this during a break in a computer lab), taking notes, trying to pay attention while my mind wanders - the usual patterns I go through every Tuesday. I have research to do for a paper I haven't started that is due tomorrow, and I need to make a grocery list. In the scheme of things, in the long story of my life, this isn't effecting me very much. When I'm struggling tonight with this stupid paper, though, trying to concentrate in my bedroom, I might put on my headphones and start listening to some Bruce Springsteen, or maybe even the Beach Boys, and think about Virginia, Sarah Vowell, and what it means to be American.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

N to the Z

New Zealand is all that is amazing. More later, when I don't have negative time on my account at the internet cafe.

I have to say, though, that this half of the world is blowing my mind at a pretty continuous pace. Good game, southern hemisphere. Good game.

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Sing America

So, having a great time, Melbourne is awesome, Australia is all sorts of complimentary adjectives, etc. etc. I'm almost reaching the half-way point, though, and I've found myself occasionally hit by the most incredible sense of homesickness. It doesn't help that I'm not exactly doing anything fun right now - having to study for midterms here just reminds me of studying for midterms at home, only here I don't have Taqueria del Sol or waffles to cheer me up. (Okay, so yes, I eat my feelings, DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT? Jeez.) I'm sure that when I get on the plane for New Zealand (yeah, thats right) I'll suddenly be all, "America? Yeah, WHATEVER."

Right now, though, I've been thinking a lot about home. I've never been so aware of my American-ness. Obviously, one is more atuned to one's nationality when one is abroad, but I guess I just didn't expect to feel such a connection to the States. Especially now, with the political climate, I was happy to get away from everything "American" for a while. Here, though, I find myself searching out reasons to be connected. Meeting Americans who have moved to Australia is always exciting - their eyes brighten and they start talking about Democrats vs. Republicans, driving on the right side of the road, real ketchup, meritocracies, and so on, and I alway get into it with them. Its strange to suddenly miss something that I took for granted for my whole life.

The point of this speech, though is to explain that I've been mainlining music that makes me think of home for about a week now. When I'm studying, walking to class, or just hanging out in my room, I like to play these songs and think about what I miss: television shows, checks and balances, black beans, rudeness, the phrase "how are you?", The Daily Show, the bill of rights, waffles (its a problem, okay?), and what I don't: Fox News, arena rock, jingoism, American cheese, and poor public transportation systems. And now I'm going to share the nostalgic, semi-nonsensical wealth with you.


I Sing America: A Mix for the Weirdly Homesick

For the Widows in Paradise, for the Fatherless in Ypsilanti - Sufjan Stevens
http://www.sendspace.com/file/d2mw7n

America - Paul Simon
http://www.sendspace.com/file/2b90ua

Young Americans - David Bowie
http://www.sendspace.com/file/m298l4

Son of Sam - Elliott Smith
http://www.sendspace.com/file/olkzey

The Ghost of Tom Joad - Bruce Springsteen
http://www.sendspace.com/file/ww6jn4

Homeward Bound - Simon and Garfunkle
http://www.sendspace.com/file/l0e5jp

The Presidents of the United States - Animaniacs
http://www.sendspace.com/file/zkoczz

I've Been Everywhere - Johnny Cash
http://www.sendspace.com/file/3tq4jy

Sweet Baby James - James Taylor
http://www.sendspace.com/file/205se2

Take a Walk on the Wild Side - Lou Reed
http://www.sendspace.com/file/837r74

Ring of Fire - Johnny Cash
http://www.sendspace.com/file/wzqk4j

Wayward Wind - Patsy Cline
http://www.sendspace.com/file/m7yqdf

P.S. the interwebs have a full-on hate for me again, so I can't make the links active—cut and paste them into your browser bar and it should take you to the site where I uploaded the files.