A quick one, because y'all NEED to know about this

My good friend and former (sigh) roommate C is currently in Hawaii (jealous!) for training for her job as a teacher for Teach for America (scary!). She called me tonight after having had dinner with some of the older TFA teachers because she simply HAD to share this information with me. And goodness gracious am I glad she did. Get this - one of her fellow teachers had a student last year whose name was... wait for it... wait for it...

United States of America Lopez.

IS THAT NOT THE BEST NAME, EVER? It is. It really truly is. I can't wait to have my own little United States of America Resnikoff.

I know you all are thinking I'm joking, and those you who might suspect that I'm not are praying that they are wrong. Well, you aren't. I am dead serious, folks. United States of America Lopez. That kid can't be anything but awesome.